Somebody Bite me now!

Since Dead is the new black. Thanks largely in part to the Twilight saga By Stephine Myers and HBO's hit series True Blood. Inspired by the Sookie Stackhouse novels written by Charlaine Harris. I also now want to be part of the living dead!
That's right after carefully doing my research and weighting my options, I too have decided to become the living dead. Here are my following reasons.
One: All Vampire Males are hot and sexy in a cool way if you get my drift. Case and point look at Brad Pitt in interview with a Vampire. There is also the sexy Edward Cullen(from twilight) and the Dangerously charming Bill the Vampire(from True Blood).
Two: No need for life insurance.... well any kind of insurance for that matter.
Three: I too will look young forever.(What do you think about that Madonna and Cher!)
Four: They sleep all day and party all night. Being that I pretty much do that now I dont really see it being a big lifestyle change.
Five: People are sacred of you and well I think fear and intimidation are great tools!
So I don't know about the rest of you but I personally can't wait till somebody bites me!